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About Scotty's Roadkill Cuisine

You wonderin' who and where we are?

Scotty's Roadkill Cuisine
So folks, you're wonderin' where we are located so you can come and dine out.  Well, we are sorry to disappoint you, but we are not an actual restaurant.  First of all, the collection and consuming or selling of Roadkill is actually and unfortunately illegal in the great state of Texas, where we are based from.  Also, if you notice at the bottom, there is a little piece of text that states, "Twisted Humor by CASography.com."  That's right folks, this is all meant to be nothin' but a little harmless, yet twisted fun for your enjoyment and the amusement of our web designer.  So, all you animal rights folks out there can simmer' down and know that no animals were harmed in the makin' of this here website; nor have we purposely run over any critters; nor do we actually sell any of our Cookbooks; they are totally made up.
Scotty's Roadkill Cuisine (scottysroadkill.com) is privately owned and this site is listed as a personal/educational webpage through our host.  We do not sell anything, and we do not advertise any products for payment from companies anywhere on this site.  We currently make no money off of this site.  CASography.com runs this project in order to share a little bit of twisted humor, and yes, we have a section to educate folks on the wonders of RoadKill, as is our custom with most of our projects.
www.scottysroadkill.com
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Now, if you really feel the need to contact us, you may do so by clicking on the below "Contact Us" button. Please contact us in this manner in order to let us know if any of our links are broken, or if you just feel the need to let us know that you visited us and find our site amusing or appalling.   Thank you.
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